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1 Jaltee huwi
Building se 6 logon ko nikala!
Phir b usay logon ne bohot maara
kyun ??
Islye
K
?
?
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Woh 6 log
Fire brigade walay thay..."
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Nxt day Headline:Blood Bank lutya gya.
Sardar ji.. Says I Love u to his galfrend.. And suddenly falls on the floor...
GalFrnd.. What iz this?
Sarda Ji.. O ji, i'm falling in love )
TITANIC do0b rha tha,
1Gorey ne Sardar se pocha zameen kitni do0r hy?
Sardar:2k.m,
Gorey ne samndr m jump lga k pocha kis trf?
Sardar: "NEECHY" ki traf.
Sardar running after a bus, catches it & asks driver: ye bus teri maa lagti hai? Driver: nahi.
To kya behan lagti hai? nahi.
To phir charrhne kyun nahi deta?"
1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd sardar: MEIN JA RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aayse nahi jane doon ga pehle matlab bata
Sardar ki teesri bar beti hui to usne elan kiya k mera beta peda hua hai.
Ek Dost ne dekha to kaha:
Ye Larki hai
Sardar bola:
Aae munda thallon Maa te giya ae
Text: Sardar:Kl menu 9 admian ne kutya
Pandt:Fer tu kuch nai kita?
Sardar:Main keha himat hai te kallay kallay ao
Pandit: Fer?
Sardar:Fer sarian ne wari wari kutya:-(
Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd sardar: MEIN JA RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aayse nahi jane doon ga pehle matlab bata
Sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gya.Usne khol k deka to,ander ek mara hua CHOOHA mila. Ye dekh k sarDAr gusSa se: ey Lo...Chalega kase? Sala singer he mara para hai.!
1st sardar: I am going ka kya matlab hota hai ?
2nd sardar: MEIN JA RAHA HOON.
1st sardar: Aaisay hi nahi janay doon ga pehlay matlab bata... ()
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
Text: Dr. k Band Clinic k agay lambi line thi.
1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta,log usko pakar k piche phenk datain
sardar-Lage raho salo,me b clinic nahi kholunga,
Text: Sardar:kaam wali shanti ko bulao. . .
wife:kyun. . . . ?
Sardar:doctor ney bola hai k rat ko dawai khao or shanti k 7 so jao;-)
Text: Sardar G: Yar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya, wese hoya ki c?
Freind: Goli lagi c mathey vich..
sardar G: fir v wah guru da shukar kr k ankh bach gai..!
His mom: "beta! bapu nu izzat naal bulai da ey"
Chota sardar corrects himself: "bapu izzat naal ethey aa ja"...
Text: Sardar english k paper mein fail ho gya. Coz
He did english translation:
1. Main aam admi nai hun.
(I m nt a mango man)
2. Sarda aur garma fruit hain.
(Colda & hota is fruit)
3. Muje b english ati ha.
(English comes to me also.)
4. Do aur do brabar chaar.
(Give and give equal to four)
Text: Sardar was riding on horse.
He crossed the Red light & policeman whistles.
The Sardar lifts the tail of horse & says. "LE KARLE, TU KARLE NUMBER NOTE." ;-)
Text: Sardar goes 2 hotel n orders chicken
waiter: italian, chinese,french or spanish
sardar: Jera marzi le aa main kera gallan karniyan ne...!!
Text: Sardar Ki Teesri Bar Beti Hui To Uss Ne Elaan Kiya "Mera Beta Hua Hai" Relatives Ne Dekha To Kaha "Yeh Larki Hai" Sardar Bola: "Ay Munda Thallon Maa Te Gaya Ay. sardar
Text: Sardar laughing behind pathan at ATM centre. "HaHa I have seen ur password. Pathan:what is it? Sardar: its 4 stars (****) Pathan: haha ur wrong. its 3384..!!
Sardar english k paper mein fail ho gya. Coz
He did english translation:
1. Main aam admi nai hun.
(I m nt a mango man)
2. Sarda aur garma fruit hain.
(Colda & hota is fruit)
3. Muje b english ati ha.
(English comes to me also.)
4. Do aur do brabar chaar.
(Give and give equal to four.)
5. Mera taluk hari pur hazara se ha.
(I m belonge to green pur thousanda.)
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