Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without
few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have
preferred.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It
might spread!!
Cute?Good looking?Easy to handle?Cool?Sexy?Nice structure?Its my mobile.
How about your?
What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined? A: Sitting on
the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS
Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u
can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs
beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then
plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r
really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!
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