Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?

I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start brushing regularly

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!

Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"