Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be
destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys
take a number and wait in line!!
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a
car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can
bankrupt u if u're not careful.
r mosquitoes religious? YES They first sing over u & then prey on you
wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz
inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now
ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is closed.
Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They
all miss u.
I want U 2 know dat our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I
Lauf, U Jump out of da window... I look down & den.. I lauf again
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel
its true Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants..
Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot
3. both r dangerous when kept in open
Eyes: To look at you Hands: To pray for you Mind: To care for u Heart: To love
you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.
The big tomato said 2 the slow little tomato: ketch up!!
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes
by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600
What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down? Marriage.
A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to
others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my
ASS.
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