They say Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane
right now!
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're
going to want to shoot it.
Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed
ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the
decision...
Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them
While Driving!
Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also
put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well
I'm sorry that I'm running late! There is a power failure
and I am stuck on the escalator.
What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman
brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do
so!!
U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...
Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my
fault!
Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't
think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend!!
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