The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast
shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this
from you! Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even tell me? Animal
Planet!
Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz
there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm
SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r
jealous coz I'm SMART
3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I’m Peter, not a
saint. I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi...
I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN.
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into
house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r
beating our kids.
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's
1.5 ltr.
Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer?
A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."
Q:) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A:) Because they are
afraid of what they have created!
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