Why do men like smart women? Rare things are always sought
after!!
A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl
can makes him Stupid in 2 minutes.
When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer
: On their Wedding !!
Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a
dog's life!
Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second
woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same
offence!
Life Paradox what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u
don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is
permanent is boring (wife)
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me I just can't stop my
hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!"
Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every
time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception,
looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off
2 u coz u manage 2 live without them!!
U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could
start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U just make my
day, I love U NESCAFE!
|
