"I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull
or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass."
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and
another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....
wherever u go out network follows
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work,
luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought
3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
Advice Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice:
99% Sound & 1% Advice....
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if
u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well,
Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ?
The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is
reading this!
Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a
Reason!
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of
woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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