Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For
Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls
Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
Friendship is a network tht needs: no recharge! no roaming!
no validity! no activation! no signal problems! juz dont switchoff ur Heart.!
Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who
fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I
don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany
called? Student: They r called Germs.
Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone
else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes
the password of ur mail id"
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her
husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!
2 days of powrcut in Delhi had made life miserable worst
affected was "Delhi metro statin where families of Banta n Santa were stuck
for 48 hrs on.... Escalators
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a
fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any
joke which is eighteen years old.
"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait
someone else is using it."
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