Increase its size Stretch it more Exercise it more Bigger
the better B'coz nothin looks better on ur face than THAT NAUTY SMILE
An in-depth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits
the best chicks first. I thought I'd warn you immediately..
An in-depth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits
the best chicks first. I thought I'd warn you immediately..
Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband. Man replies:
Dat's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m
responsible!
Friend: how many women do u believe must a man marry? Mr.
Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4
better and 4 worse.
Psychiatrist's receptionist comes & says There's a man out
who says he can make himself invisible. Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see
him right now."
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother
has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother
thinks To be as rich as his child believes To have as many women as his wife
suspects..
Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but
eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get
wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?
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