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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
 

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