I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the
parachute packing plant.
Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't have any. 1
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and
suffering.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born
is chinese.
I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and
didn't come back for a day and a half.
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