Janmasthami sms messages

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't have any. 1

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

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