A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to
others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few
sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have
preferred.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might
spread!!
Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile.
How about your?
What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined? A: Sitting on the
sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS
Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u
can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs
beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz
dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
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