Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said,
"dust!"
The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the
simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like
asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so
sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!
Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your
Friend-Ship
Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed,
only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys
take a number and wait in line!!
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a
car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u
if u're not careful.
r mosquitoes religious? YES They first sing over u & then prey on you
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