Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill
the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother".
santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the
operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the
tree....Plz try later."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm
positive..."
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a
mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a
mother-in-law.
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.
A good friend is like a computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save'
u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never
'delete' u from my memory!
sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent,
serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the joker
Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:)
MilkShake
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I
was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in
love and didn't notice."
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then
come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!
When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then
come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!
r mosquitoes religious? Yes They first sing over u &
then prey on you
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A
kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
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