Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have
to leave, I can't find a brain.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to
leave, I can't find a brain.
Confidence and Confidential Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential Dad
says, u are my son, I am Confident. Ur friend is also my son, thats
Confidential.
Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait
for the Lecturers!".
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send
me ur mother".
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live
without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2
the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other
says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil
thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was
engaged.
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