Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just
call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend!!
Why did God Create 'you' before Me....? Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a
'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for
Me 2 disturb You
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.
SMS Heaven! Q) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A) Because they are afraid of what
they have created!
A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a
little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink
in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!
Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich qoutes
or corny jokes, in text meassging & in poor signal, till low batt do us part?
Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I
still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no
"b" in rose. Max: There was in this one!
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