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They say Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now!
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to
shoot it.
Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go
wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...
Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving!
Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside
the same well Because you r not messageing me... well
I'm sorry that I'm running late! There is a power failure and I am stuck on the
escalator.
What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this
world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!
U r a Stupid Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand...
Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!
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