"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait someone else is using
it."
"I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?"
"Neither, just a plain simple ass."
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is
possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs
beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
Advice Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice: 99% Sound & 1%
Advice....
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur
own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that
I was playing football & the game went into extra time.
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ? The father says to him,
don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!
Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!
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