Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta
Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
Why do men like smart women? Rare things are always sought after!!
A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl can makes him Stupid
in 2 minutes.
When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!
Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!
Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as
per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
Life Paradox what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage),
what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife)
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do
you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!"
Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man
dies?" Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way
of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live
without them!!
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