A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!

Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?

What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined?  A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS

Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.

Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!

Advice
Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....

Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.