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Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz...
An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota
Arguing whos the Best
Elephant:
I help move heavy loads
Cow:
I give milk
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kuchh bol yar
Its ur turn now!
Chaiwala: Bholi si surat,Aankho me masti, Door khadi sharmaye, Hai Hai.
Ladki: Kali si surat,Hatho me kitli, Door khada chillaye chai chai.
U r miles
away from me.
Still im
watching ur everymovements by 3different
channels
1.Discovery
2.National Geographic
3.Animal Planet
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife-Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: "Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re... ?" Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb" Woh to Seesa hai...!
Dil ko pata Tha woh zarur Aayegi, Dil ko Pata Tha Woh zarur Aayegi....Par kabhi Socha Na Tha ki... Surprise me KAMBAKHT Apna "Husband" Bhi saath Layegi!!...
Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.
Text: Mitti ka jism leke pani ke ghar me hun
Manzil hai maut meri har pal safar me hun
Hona hai qatl ye malum hai mujhe,
Lekin khäbär nähi kis-kis ki näzär me hun.
Text: Us ne kaha tha!
Ke tumhari aankhein buht roshan hain.
Main kuch soch ker hans para
Us be-khbar ko kia khbar...
Ke barish k baad hi mousm nikhartey hain. urdu hindi
Text: Reh na pao gy kabhi bhula kar dekh lo,
Yakeen nahi ata to aazma kar dekh lo,
Har jaga mehsoos hogi kami humari,
Apni mehfil ko kitna bhi saja kar dekh lo...
Har Asiq de data hai aapna Dil,
Hasino ki Aadaye hoti hain aayse Katil,
Har pal aap ko Sms kare yahi chahe mera Dil..
Par Gabrata hon najane kitna aajaye Mobile ka Bill
Kabhi koi apna anjan ho jata hai,
Kabhi Kisi anjan se Pyar ho jata hai,
Zaroori nahi jo khushi de ussi se Pyar ho.!
Dil torne walon se b Pyar ho jata hai.. ()
kya ker rahay ho?bussy ho?
kitna bussy ho?
Ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
Ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ?:
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