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Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address
dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay
batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in
School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh,
oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.
Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde
kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Banta was driving down the highway
past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms."
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.
Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal
thermometer?
Santa: The taste.
Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?
Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
SARDAR JI TOOK OUT HIS WALLET, IN THE BUS, HIS PHOTO FELL OUT OF HIS
WALLET, HE GOES 2 A LADY,'MADAM JI SARI UPHAR KAROGE PHOTO LENA HAI, AND
ALL THE OTHER MEN IN THE BUS BEATED HIM UP!!!!!!!!
By Sonia
There was a short note
written on poster of adult movie.
"Under 18 are not allowed."
Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along
with him.Ankit frm Delhi
Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a
beach, took her cloth & and said:
take what do u want & i took car banta:
good yaar kapde ki karne si. Ankit
frm Delhi
American: In our country , marriage even takes place
with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female
fareen
sardar1:Tell me a word consist of 100 letters
Banta: P-O-S-T-B-O-X aNanD
Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next
year. Bush - Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100 25 - OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST
5 - Handicapped 5 - Sports Persons 5 - Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri
Migrants 9 - Politicians and if possible 1 - Astronaut.Mukhoji
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl
said Im 1yr elder to you...........
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.azam
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