God made man and then rested
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

MEN-opause MEN-strual
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

This cat is cat a cat good cat
This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

I send dis fish as a sign of friendship
><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-) By shehran ayub

One day Raja and rani decided to send
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" By Zunera

can you lend me 2000 Rs?
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????By Kamy

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. By Baasha

Dear user,your wife can become
Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD! By Manish

A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS: By Shabab ikram

Husband seting near to his
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...By shaheryar

Why do couples hold hands
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !By Pretty

girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.

1980 GIRL
Mama can I wear jeans.
Mama no beta log kia kahng ge.

2006 GIRL
Mama can I wear miny skirts
Mama pahen meri bachi pahen kuch to pahen. By Sulaman

why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away. By Asif Razzaq

Mere sms ko teray inbox main panah mil jaye,
Tu reply na kare to tera mobile 'FANNA' ho jaye. By Ranu

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge... By Nagendra